Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
try to milk me bitch
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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