My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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