im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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