I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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