You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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