I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
