What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
