"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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