normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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