if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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