just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just had sex bonerless
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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