can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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