Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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