i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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