Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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