party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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