just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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