What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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