What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
The ass gains better be worth it
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