great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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