I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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