My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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