He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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