Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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