I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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