I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just blew my weed a kiss
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
