Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am spending my child support on dildos
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My life is pants optional.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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