I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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