whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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