Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Too much gin, very little bucket
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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