what if I'm pregnant?
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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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