i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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