A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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