i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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