absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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