Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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