She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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