on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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