dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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