ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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