So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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