i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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