my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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