The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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