Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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