I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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