4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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