Plan B is the new Plan A
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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