Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize
