You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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