Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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