I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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