you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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